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The one specimen in the collection that requires nothing from you and never has.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAcquired: To purify the air, supposedly. Provenance: A hardware store. Nine dollars. Condition: Immortal. Last watered in 2024. Appraised value: Nine dollars. Will outlive us all.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn 8×10 gallery placard printed on museum-grade matte paper with archival inks. Stand it beside your specimen or hang it behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrame not included. 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